June was a blur of sun rashes, free alcohol at industry events, nodding along to co-workers describing what some music festival was like. Now it’s somehow July. Half the year has [...]

Just in time for June, the omens of summer are making themselves apparent. Rainbows mark prideful storefronts. The words “I have air conditioning” reveal who our best friends are. Locals get [...]

I’m feeling pretty felt optimistic about May. Maybe it’s thanks to Miitomo, a nifty app for introverts that lets you evade face-to-face interaction with actual people. Or because I’ve just found [...]

GENESIS 4:21 In the fourth month, Hilary Duff commanded: “Let the rain to fall down,” so it did. And Duff saw it was good. Thank based Lizzie Mcguire (or Blessed Beyonce, [...]

  Hello supersonic groundhogs! It’s… Spring? We’re officially in the month of warily unzipping our coats, slush invading our footwear, and having no idea how to dress for the sometimes sunny, [...]

Howdy charlatans! January blues are bebopping away, ushering in February foolishness. We turn to groundhog for weather predictions, Shoppers Drug Mart for Valentine gifts, New Year happens all over again and [...]

Time is an illusion and our soft flesh bodies are temporal, but Happy New Year I guess! Here’s to 2016 being a wondrous 2.0 version of 2015, with bug fixes and [...]

Happy holidays Hand Eye hooligans! If you don’t want to be one of the unlucky few Krampus chucks coals at, hobnob some eggnog at these socials and events. And if you get [...]

Good news: you’ve survived this Halloweekend’s crush of candy-hungry children and clawed your way through election night Trudeau memes. That’s all in the past now, so fulfill that insatiable need for [...]

There’s a lot looming this month: a new prime minister, angry Thanksgiving squabbles, and untold skeleton war casualties. Thank the almighty spaghetti dad in the sky that October also means a [...]