Hand Eye Society Ball 2016 – Photos, Video and Recap! ミ☆
From the shadows, you emerge. The ritual commences. We scan your barcode. Check your coats. Mark your hands and wrists in red. beckon you forward. You are compelled to follow, under the [...]
October’s Obscene Oddities: Event Roundup
Gals, ghouls, and genderless voids, it’s the most wonderful month of the year! Halloween month has finally descended upon us heathens, decking the shopping aisles with motion-sensing animatronics and those delightful [...]
September’s Super Shenanigans: Event Roundup
Heat warning days are over. Now It’s all about back season. Back to school, back to work. Backpacks. Back to life, back to reality. Baby got back-end programming. Now that September’s here, [...]
August’s Adjective-laden Adventures: Event Roundup
Oh my god, I can’t believe you’ve torn yourself away long enough from Pokemon Go to read this. Well done, you. Hope you’ve been busying yourself this summer with music festivals [...]
July’s Juicy Justles: Event Roundup
June was a blur of sun rashes, free alcohol at industry events, nodding along to co-workers describing what some music festival was like. Now it’s somehow July. Half the year has [...]
June’s Jumping Joys: Event Roundup
Just in time for June, the omens of summer are making themselves apparent. Rainbows mark prideful storefronts. The words “I have air conditioning” reveal who our best friends are. Locals get [...]
May’s Monthly Mayhem: Event Roundup
I’m feeling pretty felt optimistic about May. Maybe it’s thanks to Miitomo, a nifty app for introverts that lets you evade face-to-face interaction with actual people. Or because I’ve just found [...]
[Spotlight Game] The Yawhg
We’re here folks. The end of the line. The last episode. The Final Fantasy, for real this time. This essay is the thrilling conclusion of our Spotlight Game series, where for [...]
April’s Audacious Affairs: Event Round-Up
GENESIS 4:21 In the fourth month, Hilary Duff commanded: “Let the rain to fall down,” so it did. And Duff saw it was good. Thank based Lizzie Mcguire (or Blessed Beyonce, [...]
[Spotlight Game] Homo Synthetica
First things first: apologies. This month’s spotlight game is just as late as Spring. May our many hydrae heads be struck from our infinite writhing necks. Our second last spotlight game [...]